100318- A joke

.....Speaking as someone who doesn't have any kinks or fetishes, I'd like to reassure those who do that, yes, you're not imagining things, it is indeed freaky when mass media pretends they've never heard of such things before. For instance, one of the latest practices they can't seem to get over is related to anthropomorphism: couples (and sometimes groups) dressing as animals. I don't get the appeal, but I also don't have a problem with couples doing things for each other rather than for me. Unfortunately there's a whole industry built around convincing the public that it needs protection ("make your checks payable to...") from this silliness. Sorry, but I can't seriously believe that mixing nookie and play-pretend is sufficient grounds for eternal damnation, as a cable preacher recently implied. Especially not the women dressed as cows or deer. Because after all, everybody knows hell hath no furries like a woman horned.