100417- A joke

.....For the modern guy looking to connect with women, remember that the key is to ask yourself, "What does she want?" Empathy is the thing to keep in mind. Always take her feelings into consideration. For instance, "Is there any particular way you'd prefer to be stalked?" could be a great conversation starter.

100416- A joke

.....I'd hate to work in the R&D department of a bakery. Where's the motivation? I mean, let's say you finally managed to create a genuinely innovative, revolutionary development in sliced bread; how do you brag about it? "It's the greatest thing since..., um,... uh, never mind."

100415- A joke

.....Today the Tea Party Express (a private company created to siphon resources off from Ron Paul's group) ends its tour in Washington, D.C. They traveled around the country recently, making speeches about how they support "the troops" (paid for, fed, clothed, housed, armed, transported and hospitalized with tax dollars), how they want want the federal government to "keep their hands off our Medicare" (paid for, administrated and distributed with tax dollars), how they want to strengthen national borders (supervised with tax dollars) and how much they love Scott Brown (recently elected in an off-season special election requiring extra tax dollars and salaried with tax dollars) as they roll their large trucks over the nation's highways (surveyed, built and regularly maintained and policed with tax dollars) by burning cheap American gas (subsidized by tax dollars) to tell everyone how bad taxes are.

.....Because it's the rest of us who "just don't get it", and other meaningful phrases.

100414- A joke

.....This month's book selection will be "A Porpoise Driven Life: The Porter Ricks Story".

100413- A joke

.....No, I'm sorry, we don't arrange walking tours of Finnish lakeside cities, we just sell mattresses. The sign says, "tempurpedic", not "Tampere-pedic".

100412- A joke

.....No, I'm sorry, we don't sell egg-yolk based paint products, just mattresses. The sign says, 'tempurpedic', not 'tempera-pedic'.

100411- A joke

.....No, I'm sorry, we don't sell batter-fried seafood, just mattresses. Yes, the sign says, "tempurpedic", not "tempura-pedic".