130107- A joke

If you're using Google to search online for a briefcase, a portfolio or a courier bag and you want to save some keystrokes you can always just type in "valise" or "agenda" because, you know, Google isn't case specific.

130106- A joke

Actually, I'm feeling fairly optimistic about the New Year. For one thing, I know for a fact that I'll be exercising more than last year if only because it isn't at all possible for me to exercise any less.

130105- A joke

Well, I suppose we could put one more nail into the coffin of 2012. How about a song parody?

"You've got an ass that's as wide
_as a pantry shelf
You could fill up a theatre
_row by-y yourself
And you act like the only
_one who-o can't tell
Oh-ho-ho,
You don't know your booty's full."

130104- A joke

So, NRA honcho Wayne LaPierre has stated, pretty forcefully, that the national response to the recent spate of mass killings should not be reinstating the ban on the only weapons that make such multiple murders possible. Instead, he insists, there should be stricter mental health screenings involved. Ohboyohboyohboy... this definitely comes under the heading of "Be careful what you wish for." I'm guessing ol' Wayne hasn't read very much O. Henry or seen too many episodes of "The Twilight Zone". It would be kind of embarrassing for somebody whose job was to speak for a firearms lobby to have to tell people he's not allowed to own a gun just because he's crazier than an outhouse rat.

130103- A joke

I'm a simple man with simple needs, really. A cat, a laser-pointer and a theremin, that's all I really ask.

130102- A joke

Q: Does it take much to steer that pony?
A; Oh, just a little bit.

130101- A joke

.....Welcome to the new and improved You're Welcome blog, now with more monkeys and more typewriters.