100116- A joke

.....Just once I'd like to see one of those cable news channels run a subscroll that says, "If you're reading this, then why are you watching a channel that bores you?"

100115- A joke

.....I don't see the insides of churches much these days except for weddings and funerals. I've managed to avoid one of them myself, and I suspect that's helped me to avoid the other.

100114- A joke

.....I'm not really sure how to promote myself, romantically. Sometimes I keep it vague and say I have "rugged good looks", which is technically true. If they were any more rugged you could use them to take barnacles off the sides of ships.

100113- A joke

.....I heard about a service that helps people on a fixed income. Oh, I don't know. A fixed income doesn't sound so bad to me; mine's been broken for a while now.

100112- A joke

.....Every time I'm in a restaurant that specializes in breakfasts I always want to ask them, "Exactly how well are the hotcakes selling?"

100111- A joke

.....I'm reaching the age when everything I see seems to be an old concept just cycling around again. Either that, or my astrological sign is a coda.

100110- A joke

.....I don't know who this 'Victoria' is, but I've seen that catalog with her wardrobe, and I don't think she has too many secrets left.