Saturday, February 6, 2010

100206- A joke

.....[Three more titles for cheap vampire paperback romance novels:]

  1. (16) "Straight Through The Heart"
  2. (17) "His Rat-Red Eyes Said 'Yes' "
  3. (18) "Not His Only Bride"

[That's the end of our six-day week.]

Friday, February 5, 2010

100205- A joke

.....[Three more titles for cheap vampire paperback romance novels:]

  1. (13) "Stoker Fires"
  2. (14) "Vlad To The Bone"
  3. (15) "Will There Be A Necks' Time?"

[continued tomorrow]

Thursday, February 4, 2010

100204- A joke

.....[Three more titles for cheap vampire paperback romance novels:]

  1. (10) "Love In Vein"
  2. (11) "Wear Garlic... Or Nothing"
  3. (12) "Another Nailed In The Coffin"

[continued tomorrow]

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

100203-A joke

.....[Three more titles for cheap vampire paperback romance novels:]

  1. (07) "Grave Misdeeds"
  2. (08) "Until Sunrise"
  3. (09) "We Won't Cross That River When We Come To It"

[continued tomorrow]

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

100202- A joke

.....[Three more titles for cheap vampire paperback romance novels:]

  1. (04) "Claiming Her Stake"
  2. (05) "The Wind Beneath Her Leathery Wings"
  3. (06) "Nocturnal Emotions"

[continued tomorrow]

Monday, February 1, 2010

100201- A joke

.....[In anticipation of Valentine's Day, I thought I'd experiment with a theme week. I won't get too many more opportunities for that vis-a-vis holidays for a while. Passover and Easter aren't exactly laugh riot topics. Love, however, always makes people act stupid. And so, in keeping with the saturation of vampire love interests in television and movies these days, I present a week of suggested titles for cheap vampire-themed paperback romance novels. Enjoy.]

  1. "Once Bitten"
  2. "Down For The Count"
  3. "No Reflection On Her"

[continued tomorrow]

Sunday, January 31, 2010

100131- A joke

.....My elderly parents insist that they don't need hearing aids. They're convinced that the rest of the world is deliberately whispering.