140225 A joke

If a doctor leads you to believe that he'll care for you and then doesn't, is he a hippocrateaser?

140223 A joke

.....I'd like to ease back into posting with a few musical jokes.

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.....Did you hear the one about the horny orchestra conductor? He'd go for anything in a scherzo.

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.....Hello? Is this mike on?