100221- A joke

.....After several hours of heated debate in Congress over environmental regulations a brief break in the proceedings allowed several members to stretch their legs. A liberal congressman who had been arguing for tighter restrictions on pollution headed for the restroom but noticed a vocal right-wing opponent already at the urinals. Rather than provoke a conflict, the liberal congressman pretended to wash his hands until his right-wing colleague was finished. As they switched places, the right-wing congressman couldn't help but notice the liberal congressman moving towards the urinals from the sink and commented, "You know, in a conservative Christian household we're taught from a very young age to clean up after we've relieved ourselves." The liberal congressman snapped back, "The rest of us don't have to be told not to piss on our hands in the first place."