100430- A joke

.....I once owned a 1977 Chevy Blazer, one of the original, full-size models. It was mostly a bucket of rust but despite being nearly worthless it had one of most dependable, never-fail anti-theft devices I'd ever seen on any car before or since: the engine. If any thief managed to get that thing to start in a timely fashion, I'd say they deserved each other.