100213- A joke

.....Japan's greatest strength has always been to improve rather than to innovate. For centuries it has taken the creative works of others (the Chinese, the Americans) in arts and technology and fine tuned them to perfection. For that reason many in the entertainment industry are anxiously awaiting news of Japan's greatest film star, Godzilla, following the much tinier footsteps of American movie actors who have left the high stakes silver screen for the regular work of television sitcoms. At the moment he's still reviewing scripts and nothing has been decided yet, but some contenders are:

• "How I Met Your Mothra"
• "Everybody Loves Radioactivity"
• "Accidently On Tokyo"
• "Mash" (It's not what you're thinking; it's not the acronym. It's kind of... well, it worked better as a pilot than it would as a series.)