110531 A Joke

Dinosaur Community Theater has announced that it will be staging a production of "Your Arms  Are Too Short To Box With Anybody" this July. Tickets will be available in two weeks.

110530- 150th post

.....It's been fun getting back to joking around for the past two weeks, but between the heat, other commitments and the possibility of traveling this month I'm going to have to go on hiatus again. Sorry, but the quality would definitely suffer if I tried to do this while distracted and under duress. While I'm busy I'll try to jot down jokes as they occur and maybe later this year (or at this time next year) I can provide a few more weeks of daily posts. Frankly, after a year I'd have to go back and reread the first ones. For now, this is a nice round number to end with.

110529- A joke

.....Today's joke is brought to you in the original theatrical perspective, fully restored to the director's cut.

110528- A joke

.....Is it true that the traffic lights in New Orleans say "Saunter" and "Don't Saunter"?

110527- A joke

.....Just out of curiosity, how long do you have to talk to someone before you start thinking to yourself, "If they gave this person a CAT scan, they'd find an actual cat"?