140225 A joke

If a doctor leads you to believe that he'll care for you and then doesn't, is he a hippocrateaser?

140223 A joke

.....I'd like to ease back into posting with a few musical jokes.

.....(ahem).....

.....Did you hear the one about the horny orchestra conductor? He'd go for anything in a scherzo.

.....(____).....

.....Hello? Is this mike on?

130107- A joke

If you're using Google to search online for a briefcase, a portfolio or a courier bag and you want to save some keystrokes you can always just type in "valise" or "agenda" because, you know, Google isn't case specific.

130106- A joke

Actually, I'm feeling fairly optimistic about the New Year. For one thing, I know for a fact that I'll be exercising more than last year if only because it isn't at all possible for me to exercise any less.

130105- A joke

Well, I suppose we could put one more nail into the coffin of 2012. How about a song parody?

"You've got an ass that's as wide
_as a pantry shelf
You could fill up a theatre
_row by-y yourself
And you act like the only
_one who-o can't tell
Oh-ho-ho,
You don't know your booty's full."