100214- A joke

.....This year we are blessed with the rare occassion of Chinese New Year's Day falling on the same day as Valentine's Day. It's so unusual that we actually don't have any prepared rituals or customs to commemorate it... so, um... uh... go to the video store and rent "Dragonheart"? Does that sound good? No? How about "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?" That's a love story... among other things... um,... that running across the trees thing looks totally fake, but it's still really beautiful... so, that's kind of like Valentine's Day, right?
.....{Whew... Smoo-o-o-o-oth...}

100211- A joke

.....[A teenage boy to his girlfriend]: "You have to believe me; I'm not one of those guys who can say they love you when they don't even like you and tell you what they think you want to hear just so they can get you into bed. But I'm willing to learn."

100206- A joke

.....[Three more titles for cheap vampire paperback romance novels:]

1. (16) "Straight Through The Heart"
2. (17) "His Rat-Red Eyes Said 'Yes' "
3. (18) "Not His Only Bride"

[That's the end of our six-day week.]

100205- A joke

.....[Three more titles for cheap vampire paperback romance novels:]

1. (13) "Stoker Fires"
2. (14) "Vlad To The Bone"
3. (15) "Will There Be A Necks' Time?"

[continued tomorrow]

100204- A joke

.....[Three more titles for cheap vampire paperback romance novels:]

1. (10) "Love In Vein"
2. (11) "Wear Garlic... Or Nothing"
3. (12) "Another Nailed In The Coffin"

[continued tomorrow]

100203-A joke

.....[Three more titles for cheap vampire paperback romance novels:]

1. (07) "Grave Misdeeds"
2. (08) "Until Sunrise"
3. (09) "We Won't Cross That River When We Come To It"

[continued tomorrow]

100202- A joke

.....[Three more titles for cheap vampire paperback romance novels:]

1. (04) "Claiming Her Stake"
2. (05) "The Wind Beneath Her Leathery Wings"
3. (06) "Nocturnal Emotions"

[continued tomorrow]

100201- A joke

.....[In anticipation of Valentine's Day, I thought I'd experiment with a theme week. I won't get too many more opportunities for that vis-a-vis holidays for a while. Passover and Easter aren't exactly laugh riot topics. Love, however, always makes people act stupid. And so, in keeping with the saturation of vampire love interests in television and movies these days, I present a week of suggested titles for cheap vampire-themed paperback romance novels. Enjoy.]

1. "Once Bitten"
2. "Down For The Count"
3. "No Reflection On Her"

[continued tomorrow]