100427- A joke

.....Today's entry is late. Well, better this silly blog than your girlfriend.

100426- A joke

.....Just a bit of friendly advice: if you're trying to impress someone by ordering in a foreign language at a restaurant you should remember (a) salmonella is not a small fish and (b) the staff can be a teensy bit sensitive about pronunciation, apparently.

100425- A joke

.....A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, what do you recommend for a hangover?" and the doctor says, "Drinking heavily the night before. That'll be fifty dollars."

100424- A joke

.....They say that God never closes a door without somewhere opening a window. That would explain why he's never been successfully served a subpoena.

100423- A joke

.....I enjoy puns and you may see some occasionally on this blog. I understand that not everyone appreciates them as I do. Alexander Pope once said that the pun is the lowest form of humor. I don't know if anyone ever pointed this out to him, but somebody who had to go through junior high school with the last name "Pope" probably isn't going to be the most objective voice in this matter. Having to put up with "How'd you do on the test, Mr. Infallible?" and "Hey, I got a ring you can kiss!" is bound to influence your opinions. I'm just saying.