100119- A joke

.....When people ask me why I'm so cynical and bitter and pessimistic and nihilistic and misanthropic, I just hold my head up and look them straight in the eye and say, "I believe the children are our future."

100118- A joke

.....Have you ever had vuja de? That's the nagging feeling that you're going to be experiencing this moment again later.

100117- A joke

.....Is there a reason why aspirin comes with a child-proof cap and vodka doesn't?

100116- A joke

.....Just once I'd like to see one of those cable news channels run a subscroll that says, "If you're reading this, then why are you watching a channel that bores you?"

100115- A joke

.....I don't see the insides of churches much these days except for weddings and funerals. I've managed to avoid one of them myself, and I suspect that's helped me to avoid the other.